Top 10 Reasons Being Bald Rocks

10. Topless tanning.
9. No hair in your soup. Or anywhere else for that matter.
8. No haircuts, no shampoo, no styling-can you say low maintenance.
7. No Lice. EWWW
6. When on the run from the police, you can hide out in the melon section of the grocery store.
5. Magic Marker skull tattoos.
4. On really hot nights, a cool satin pillowcase is better than sex.
3.Low maintenance= more time on your hands=higher blood counts.
2. You can join the Bald Hall of Fame.
1. Aerodynamics, baby!

Thank you the Wall Street Journal for printing this and my friend Roger for sending it to me.